Auuuueueghh....





[[OOC: PH34R THE OVERSIZED MONSTER AFRO OF DOOM. Lambo now sports an afro of epic levels of OVER 9000. I SHIT YOU NOT. It's about 20 feet high. At LEAST.

Caused by a bomb exploding in his hair. Courtesy of Itachi. Feel free to witness said ginormous afro of magnificent ginormousness. Or have it block your way. Hell, you could even get caught in it. There are probably a few people swimming in there already. Look!]]

*climbs upon the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall---*

ATTENTION PLEASE!


Lambo-san was inspired by everyone singing last week and because Lambo-san likes to sing he decided he wanted to sing too!! And so...


LAMBO-SAN, WHO IS FROM ITALY, AND WHO LIKES CANDY AND GRAPES, IS GOING TO SING EVERYONE A SONG!


I call this song, 'Lambo-san No Yabou'!


*He then proceeds to charm his wand into a microphone. He then pats the microphone, causing the microphone to scream, the screeching sound the fill the Great Hall*

OOPS!! Sorryboutthat...


*He clears his throat---*


O-Okay okay...Lambo-san will sing now...



*TAKES A DEEP BREATH--..*


*...and starts to sing-*







[[If music play is unavailable, go here? ^_^]]









[[OOC: ASDKFJHDSF HOLY SHIT. Paid account gift just on his second day of existence. OMFGTHANKYOU! <3

Anyway. Hey Mikage. Here's the performance Lambo promised you. A musical player should be available.

Lambo was accepted late for musical days...But that's not going to stop him. So yes. He's late. No backdate either. He's just that...retarded late. And neither is this forced on him, as opposed to everyone else. He's doing this out of his own will. Still late.


...Sounds like the sort of shit he'd do anyway. Feel free to ORZ.


OH! And...meet Lambo's new rival/target. Lolfun.]]

*sings*

Who am I~ My name is Lambo~
Who are you~ My name is Lambo~

Who am I~ My name is Lambo~
Who are you~ My name is Lambo~...


[munches on a chocolate frog, suddenly, the staircase changes, he falls over, with tears in his eyes, he declares]


AHAHAHHAHA!! I, MR. LAMBO, THE 5-YEAR OLD HITMAN OF THE BOVINO FAMILY...HAVE FALLEN!

I, MR. LAMBO, WHOSE FAVOURITE FOODS ARE GRAPES AND CANDY, HAVE FALLEN!!!!


I---....

....





M-...

...My candy...


...[*tears well up in eyes*]



...To-....

...le-...

....-rate...




[[OOC: WHO IS IT?! It is Lambo~ Howarts' tiniest hitman. Introduction post -goes here-, In case you are looking at him and going, 'WTF?! BAYBEH?!'

When he writes, expect a crapload of mispellings and bad grammar. Unless he's in his adult!form. Otherwise, a lot of his interaction is in person.

I hereby give all permission to beat him up if you're Gokudera necessary.]]